Monday, April 13, 2009

Just thought I'd give you a little heads up..



Sense your going to Brazil and all, I thought you might need a little 'pep talk' just to prepare you for what you are getting yourself into, and the many culture shocks that you will have to undergo ...

well first of all there's these beaches, and a lot of them, there's also a lot of sparkling blue water in them, more water than you are probably accustomed to, which could account for a bit of a shock for you.

Then on the beaches there's a whole lot of people, and the men there, they ware their panties on the beaches, it might take a bit of time for you to get accustomed to that sort of traditional dress.

You definitely should expect to see a lot of these,

Also the type of dishes and meals will be difficult for you to handle, the large portions may make you feel queasy, but just play along and try hard to eat the food they serve, after awhile it will come naturally and you will learn to enjoy it!

Another thing is that there will most likely be some dancing, which could come as a shock, but don't be alarmed the the people in the bright outfits are definitely of a friendly nature and will not harm you.

they also smile a LOT.


Well, please don't let any of this new information scare you, I know that you'll do great and possibly get mated to a nice Brazilian man ( just make sure you send him a picture of me first in case he's making the wrong decision.)
I Love You !
Make me proud!
Okay now is when I start crying, 'snif'


I'm gonna miss ya..

5 comments:

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  2. yay. i found you. youre so super hillarioso!! who's going to brrrrazil?

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  3. Aww this is so cool , im definitely digging the guys in panties part..especially if they look like that!

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  4. we'll they won't look like that, those guys are male models and they work for me ..I paid them to drape their oiled naked bodies on the beaches only for you only this once...

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